Bar Brawls and Breakfast

So i'm not lost somewhere burried in pinecones, in case you were curious. I am instead in LMast's studio proving that Libya is actually in Africa.

Me: I can't believe we're at war with Africa.

LMast: We're at war with Africa?

Me: Yeah, Libya.

LMast: Libya's not in Africa.

Me: I thought it was right next to Egypt.

LMast: No, it's in the middle east.

And i don't know why i doubted myself, but despite my exact correct cordinence, i was like, 'you must be right.' WRONG LMast, wrong.

I know me and LMast are best friends because i walk into her apartment, and this is posted on the wall:

ahh, memories. Anyway I came up here for the marathon, but also because i've only met her fiance like twice, so i figure i better czech him out. So we go to this bar, The Pour House, where we hang out with Nick, his Best Man Pat and this random chick that Pat's hitting on Ally.


So ally goes to the bathroom and Nick sits in her seat to save it, then this kid comes up behind him all, "You took my seat, i've been sitting there all night." And Nicks like, "Ah, No, you haven't." And BAM! Bar fight. So we pretty much get kicked out, and LMast is SOOOO pissed she's like cursing out the bouncer, and i'm like trying to literally pull her out of the bar, and that girl totally ran away, sorry Pat.

So we ended up at another bar, then i eventually ended up like this:

So the next day her friend A comes over and we make breakfast. And by we i mean i made it while L showered.





It's scrambled eggs and potatoes, i'm not gonna give you a step by step. I did have to move around the toast 10 million fucking times before it could reach an outlet. Ridiculous.

Then we went around Boston for the day, which was nice. We got back and L immediately put on her BrideToBe Tiara:


And wore it for the rest of the night. I think she's actually sleeping in it now. Then out of no where she was like, "I want some cheese. You know what? I'm the perfect fucking girlfriend. I like sports and beer, i'm hot, and i get all dolled up. Why wouldn't someone want to date me? I'd date me." Which is my favorite part of today.