Walnut Brown

So today i bottled my brown ale. I let this one sit a little longer in the fermenter because i was curious/lazy, but today Nanc was like, "Can you bottle your fucking beer already?" and i was like "yes." So i woke up, drank some coffee, took a shower, and was told that "Phil made the lawnmower smoke, but don't worry he added more oil and should be fine." But then he came in holding a metal piece and was like, "Hey, this just fell off, is it important?" and it wasn't, but can we keep the lawn mower in one fucking piece for a day?? Also he took the belt off of it again for i don't know what reason. I mean seriously. So then i went back to sleep for an hour (literally one hour after i woke up) then i came down to bottle and nanc was walking around the kitchen in her bathing suit with the straps stuck under her arms making banana bread, because how else do you? Anyway this beer tastes awesome, and then this stuff happened:

siphoned and bottled, BAM! And i was just writing this when Nanc busted in and was like, "Are you making labels?" and i was like, "No, we'll just have to wash them off." and she was like, "MAKE LABELS. They'll come off in the dishwasher." All in her no nonsense voice, so i was like, "Fine." because i'm being totally unnecessarily agro today, and she was like, "Use a good font." and walked off. So here Nanc:

labels. Perf. In two weeks this beer is going to be heaven in a bottle, which is just what i need to get through life. The end.