Breakfast of Champions

    As i may have mentioned before, we only have 5 minutes of hot water at a given time for showering; unless you plan on going for a polar bear swim, you're only going to be in the bathroom for a few minutes. Also the only bathroom that has hot water now is my parents because they put in some energy saving toilet thing in the main bathroom, so there's only 2 minutes of hot water there. I ask myself the question time and time again, "Why, after months of complaining, would they not only not fix the hot water, but install a device that allows even less?" The answer clearly is: they hate me. 
  Anyway so as i've just stepped into my parents shower, my mom knocks on the bathroom door and is like, "Can i come in?" And: Are you serious? No, no you can't come in. Also, also what could you possibly need in the five minute span of my shower that one of our other 2 bathrooms could not provide? You know what the only answer to that is? A shower. Fucking riddle me that, batman.

Today i made corned beef sandwiches based on a recipe i saw schleif make.

1. Caramelize some onions.

2. Make a grilled cheese, and heat up corned beef in skillet.

 3. Compose sandwich and devour.