SO... i'm in Ca visiting some family/friends. Also it's DPL's 30th B-Day (well it was on Saturday)! So we've got some cool stuff planned, like this:
Segway tour! AHHHH Golden Gate Park, baby! So this is the point where i should tell you why i'm retarded (on this occasion). I have plenty of time to pack for this trip. I mean i'm at the point where i'm wondering around the house looking for things to do because i've packed and have time to kill. And what do i do? I forget the two shittiest things you can forget: my camera and my cell phone charger. Ugh. I can tell you exactly where they are too, because i even placed them in postions where i couldn't possibly forget them the night before, and so oF COUrse i do just that. So my photos all have to be taken on my phone, which immediately dies, and my pictures are therefore minimal. I've since purchased a charger for $21 at the Verizon store, and i'm pissed off just thinking about it. Also i did it on my way home from the previous night, so not only do i have to do the "Walk of Shame" on a train ride through the bay area, but also into a Verizon store with more curls popping out like nobodies business, and the man behind the counter giving me the, 'You're a crazy person.' look. Anyway...
My friend Princess was totally awesome, and gathered a bunch of my friends together for a mini reunion in the city. This is Benders:
Which you can see is already awesome, but also has an out door patio with picnic benches galore (well, 3). So we get there at 4pm, and after that time disappears because i have no way to check it. But the great Donnie Diamonds makes his debut:
What a happy guy. I just smile like the tardo i am.
Anyway the night is fabulous, almost everyone is there except one person Princess doesn't really even like, but for some reason is obsessed with him not showing, and another college friend, who for some reason everyone keeps asking about even though we haven't seen him in, like, 6 years. This prompts drunk Meghan (who is constantly stating, "I'm not drunk." and then falling against the wall.) to secretly post a message on our FB Event page. So then Melty, who is standing like 2 feet from Meghan (Meghan aka Princess, if you haven't caught on), is like, "Why are you posting on FB, everyone's here?" and she's like, "I just want people to know we're here, and that they should still come." and being the drunk asshole i am i say: "Great you made us sound desperate, drunk-y."
So fast forward to the next morning. Me and Laraine crashed at Princess's house, and she's decided to make the most gigantic pancakes known to man. So i'm like "Hey, can i use your computer?" because there's a giant one on the table, and she's like, "It's my dad's, let me just text him for the password." So a little while passes and she's like, "Hold on I'll text my sister, she knows." So then her dad calls and they have this conversation that i only hear one side of:
Meghan: Hey dad, what's the password for your computer?
pause
Meghan: Where is it?
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Meghan: Oh.
and she reaches directly next to the computer, picks up a laptop that's in full view, and hands it to me. Priceless.
So then Meghan gives me two GIGANTIC pancakes, so i eat one (like a good house guest) and pass the other to Laraine, and i'm like, "I can't finish these." So Laraine bites into the other one and is like, "I think there's still dry powder in the middle." And Meghan is like, "Really? Shit."
This is when i find how Meghan reacted to my comment, and i just look at her and start to laugh. So Laraine is like WTF, whips out her i phone, and starts dying on the kitchen counter. Anyway this is it:
So then i'm like, i'm going to blog. And Princess is like, "NO!" and Laraine (an avid reader) is like, "What the hell's wrong with you?" and Princess is like, "She's going to blog about my shitty pancakes!" And i'm like, "First: you sound like my mom. Second: I'm going to blog about yesterday." but secretly think, 'But now i totally will.'
